Just another pathetic teenager

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:52:02 -0400

Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:36:50 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

jesus-everywhere: Jesus Pouring Some Pinot Noir For A Lovely...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:07:44 -0400

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Pouring Some Pinot Noir For A Lovely Couple

fortrevoryoung: Trevor Young, 48”x48”, Oil on canvas,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:05:06 -0400

fortrevoryoung:

Trevor Young, 48”x48”, Oil on canvas, 2012

www.trevoryoung.net

"In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:16 -0400

“In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.
“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
He didn’t say any more, but we’ve always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought — frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parcelled out unequally at birth.
And, after boasting this way of my tolerance, I come to the admission that it has a limit. Conduct may be founded on the hard rock or the wet marshes, but after a certain point I don’t care what it’s founded on. When I came back from the East last autumn I felt that I wanted the world to be in uniform and at a sort of moral attention forever; I wanted no more riotous excursions with privileged glimpses into the human heart. Only Gatsby, the man who gives his name to this book, was exempt from my reaction — Gatsby, who represented everything for which I have an unaffected scorn. If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away. This responsiveness had nothing to do with that flabby impressionability which is dignified under the name of the “creative temperament.”— it was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. No — Gatsby turned out all right at the end; it is what preyed on Gatsby, what foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men.”

- The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:49:35 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:50:54 -0400

magic-vagina: my original game of thrones comic series

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:43:23 -0400

magic-vagina:

my original game of thrones comic series

deadbydefault: Forever reblog

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:55 -0400

deadbydefault:

Forever reblog

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:07:49 -0400

watchtheskytonight: iwontmakeuasandwich: soulsukkur: balencia:...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:32:16 -0400

watchtheskytonight:

iwontmakeuasandwich:

soulsukkur:

balencia:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

Go sit in the corner!

nobody should ever see this

…..

I’m going to sit down and cry now

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Mon, 13 May 2013 12:36:28 -0400

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:34:57 -0400

“The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.”

- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross (via iamboko)

matabangutak: Know where you stand.

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:02:20 -0400

matabangutak:

Know where you stand.

heyitsjanesdiary: After changing to fit into society, you are...

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:01:20 -0400

heyitsjanesdiary:

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

This. This is powerful.

eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scient...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:08:40 -0400

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:07:18 -0400

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: bunnywith: carry-on-my-consulti...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:04:09 -0400

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

bunnywith:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

m0rtality:

Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.

are you my husband?

omg

Holy Fuck

the8thhday: oroblancos: bugwork: “It is common for koalas to...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:03:34 -0400

the8thhday:

oroblancos:

bugwork:

“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”

my heart just broke

TEARS UPON TEARS HAVE BEEN SHED..

alicexz: I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good. Life...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:01:03 -0400

alicexz:

I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good. Life was easier. Now it’s all so messy…